gourdsteve:

how cool would it be if there were a hyperbolic cult of womanhood to match the terrible internet worship of masculinity so we could all finally admit how shallow and awful it is.

i see strident women fistbumping over frilly dresses and decaf tea, “Womanly as hell, Babe” they say, phone-searching for the most appropriate “Most Interesting Woman In the World” memery to express their feelings.

single mother pulls off sick bargain-hunts while ripped teen boys writhe in the background, an audience of career moms whooping “SHE MUST HAVE OVARIES OF STEEL” “I BET THEY SCRAPE THE GROUND WHEN SHE SQUATS” etc. 

Epic Meal Time hosted by three dreadlocked women who toss EVERY kind of melon into a vat of yogurt. Will it blend? its madness. so womanly. god damn.

“must be motherfucking PERIODING up in here cause im about BLEED on your FACE” scream the olympic volleyball team to their russian rivals, who respond by sneaking into their dorm at night and “clambagging” each and every one of them. prankd

lots of pics of margeret thatcher riding ponys, painting her nails, trying on shoes. Womanliest. World leader. Ever. say the message boards