friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

tilthat:

TIL the world’s oldest beer advertisement was on a Mesopotamian Stone Tablet dated approximately 4000 BC. It read “Drink Elba, the beer with the heart of a lion” and was accompanied by a “large breasted woman holding goblets of beer in each hand”

via ift.tt

uncklerman:

jelloapocalypse:

jelloapocalypse:

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

the-mighty-birdy:

pain-and-missouri:

pain-and-missouri:

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can! 
❤️❤️❤️

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

repeat after me:

MURDER

👏

THEFT

👏

IS

👏

A

👏

WORSE

👏

CRIME

👏

THAN

👏 REGULAR  👏

MURDER 

👏

Credits to the murderer

telnaga:

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

sasu-uzi:

criminologyonthemind:

beercheesecasserole:

criminologyonthemind:

the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here – right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning a blind fucking eye??

((Source

https://www.facebook.com/1885503711697761/posts/2146402772274519/ ))

Has anyone like… Tweeted this to Millie? Does she know what’s happening to her?

I’m not sure, she posted this on her Instagram story yesterday because of people’s concerns about it

And this just shows me that if he is grooming her then it’s working because she thinks they’re friends and she can trust him

ikr? Of course she’s going to not see the warning signs bc she’s a still kid. But I’m praying that her parents or a friend who truly cares about her stops this shit and helps her.

burialvillageminimart:

burialvillageminimart:

boycott burger king we can’t excuse this kind of flagrant monarchist apologism in this day and age

please sign my change.org petish (short for petition) to make burger king change their name to Working People’s Burger Council