Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.
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The thing that makes this even better is the fact that Terry Jefford is Terry Crews (or is it the other way around? I guess we’ll never know)
joke: loki has his hair greased down all the time because he’s a greasy boy
woke: loki has his hair greased down all the time because he’s learned since childhood that if his large electric brother thor so much as high-fives him without it being slicked back he’ll be walking around for the rest of the day with it sticking up straight in the air from static, looking like a very frightened cat
my fav thing in wildlife research is the concept of animals being “trap happy” meaning the same animal goes into a trap on purpose again and again after it’s caught the first time bc it was like “hey…..there was food in there and Zero (0) predators and then they just let me go in the morning…….”
on one hand it fucks up our data but on the other hand……..I Get It you Funky Little Rodents
if it were pouring rain on my walk home from work at night and I found a big metal box full of pizza and a bed where no one else could bother me and the only condition is that in the cold light of day I’d have to face a bunch of scientists weighing me and then letting me go on the sidewalk I’d probably end up in there a lot.
Hillary Clinton would have been a better president then a russian puppet who is a fucking prideful selfish moron who will throw anyone under the bus to save his own skin, you don’t fucking say, fucking hell name someone who wouldn’t make a better president then that neanderthal in a suit, I’ll wait.
Hey I’m not mad I’m just extremely confused right now
I put it on the wrong post, thanks for immortalizing how much of a dumb ass I am
I was like .. what? But it’s all good. I love plot twist in stories.
I can’t even find the post it was supposed to be on, smh.
if it makes you feel any better sometimes I just reply to the wrong ask and leave it up for like four days before I realize someone said “where’d you get your pants in that photo” and I said like “yeah I think dumdum lolipops are overrated”
no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron
not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron
others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)
you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now
Here I always thought the double a was a mistake caused by Moses having a stutter.
Relatable FE Quote or Something 