sasuke: everyone i love is dead

kakashi: ok but…….. get over it maybe??

sasuke: konoha ostracized and killed my family and ruined my brother’s life

naruto: ok but have u considered…….. coming back to konoha??

sasuke: the shinobi system is corrupt and i want to change it

sakura: ok but what if……… everything went back to exactly how it was when we were kids??

war-lesbian:

trans-mimikkyu:

war-lesbian:

man… the only animal to ride the horse

well that’s just a man with feathers

BEHOLD A MAN

moxperidot:

tilthat:

TIL if you polish an ancient sword that’s been used in battle, even a 2000 year old sword, it literally bleeds out the blood of the people it’s been used on, which “smells like a steak cooking”.

via reddit.com

cool and definitely not cursed!

wheel of fortune

missouri-misery:

puzzleboard:

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

This is a horror novel

whobahstank:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

cinemasins has the energy of the guy who thinks he’s so clever cause he called die hard a christmas movie

cinemasins is the guy who thinks he’s the first person ever to joke about how westworld and jurassic park share the same author

cinemasins is the guy who, in 2018, would try to impress you at a party by challenging the logic of Bee Movie.

kamooshlalives:

elsabrzezina:

# does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?

When you don’t understand her but you’re already thinking about how many dogs you’ll have when you’re married

pharahsgf:

overwatch characters who need more lore

d.va

lúcio

zenyatta

overwatch characters who do not need more lore

mercy

hanzo

fucking soldier seventy fucking six

ratsofftoya:

ratsofftoya:

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action