Uncategorized – Page 110 – Relatable FE Quote or Something

heterosexualvolcano:

this dude fucks

acoustic surfing

marxferatu:

🙂

tin-can-iron-man:

Ahem:
To everyone who says that Rhodey “secretly hates” or is “just dealing” with Tony.

This photo says it all.
Argument over you may all now go home.

mineapple:

yeahponcho:

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

captainsnoop:

shinzo-abe-official:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan’s /a/ because i can’t help but immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about how they’ve been eating better and drinking more water because they want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier

shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it.

cells at work is an anime about anthropomorphic cells living in a human body, depicted as a large city

otaku on 4chan watched the show and, in a desire to make the cells in their bodies happy, have started to live healthier lives

shinzo abe, the prime minister of japan and noted son of a bitch, actually managed to get anime viewers to start taking care of themselves through anime

Mission accomplished, now fuck already.

baby steps, mister prime minister.

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

idiopathicsmile:

orjustbecauseyoucould:

zarekthelordofthefries:

mousathe14:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

aizuthekookaburra:

fuckshitavenue:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re born with the ability to see through the ground. Dinosaur bones, gems, gold, so on. There’s usually one or two human skeletons, and you’ve learned to live with it, but one day you stop at a small town on a road trip, and every square inch is littered with human bones.

“rad”

The bone zone

bluezirccn:

Steven Universe episodes are like

The Shattering: Greg breaks his favorite cup.

Steven’s Sandwich: White Diamond launches an attack on Earth