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I don’t know if it counts as flooding or not, but Kevin Costner is currently sitting on my back porch with a small lime tree.

Not sure if it’s flooding or not, but some old lady just threw a blue diamond necklace into my back yard.

Not sure if it’s flooding or not but there’s a guy dressed like a sailor on my front steps asking if I’ve seen any white whales recently.

Not sure if it’s flooding or not but there all the animals are starting to line up in pairs down my street.

Not sure if it’s flooding or not but four British men just floated past in a Yellow Submarine.