battle tendency’s google searches

incorrectcaejose:

Joseph: how long can i survive on a diet solely made of pizza rolls

Caesar: average lifespan of bubbles

Lisa Lisa: how to domesticate two frat boys

Suzi Q: reddit no sleep but real?

Messina: how fast does arm hair regrow

Loggins: vodka nutrition facts

Stroheim: coolest cyborg upgrades

Mark: why is my fiancee so beautiful

Kars: cooler ways to die than freezing in space

Wamuu: petition for vampire eater-human marriage legalization

Esidisi: how naked can i get without getting arrested for public nudity

Santana: what the fuck does ‘happy urepi yoropiku ne’ mean