obiwhinekenobi:

obiwhinekenobi:

PSA to Pro-Clown Advocates

Clowns 👏 are 👏 an 👏 invasive 👏 species 👏

They multiply quickly and beat out native buffoons, carnies, and certain species of nightterrors!!!

Do not release your clown pets into the wild! They will breed with other pet clowns and take over habitats like ditches, cornfields, and fairgrounds!!!

The native population of corn children in Iowa has dropped because of invasive species of terrorclowns beating them out in scare feeding!

Who let their pet chucklefuck out of its tent