lesbianmikewheeler:

have i ever made a post about that one time i was ten and washing my hands in the school bathroom and this girl i had never even seen before came up to me and was like “i heard you were a lesbian” and i had to ask what a lesbian was and she was like “it means you like girls” and i mean EVERYONE likes girls right?? so i said “yeah” and she she just nodded really sagely and left and  i never saw her again like… what kind of prophecy