phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

There are two kinds of anime protagonists

  • “When I was younger, someone very near and dear to me stabbed me in the foot, called me a bitch, and left my life forever. I hope I find them on my journey so I can punch them square in the face and unload my years of emotional baggage on them.”
  • “When I was younger, someone very near and dear to me stabbed me in the foot, called me a bitch, and left my life forever. And gosh I really hope I find them on my journey because I’m sure they had a good reason and I can’t wait to see my friend!! :DDD”
  • Protag 1: “I’ve spent years honing my skills with the goal of being able to defeat this person and prove to them that I am strong and not worthless. All my trust issues originated from that moment and I can never forgive them for the years of emotional grief they have caused me.”
  • Protag 2: “I got ‘bitch’ tattooed on my forehead as a reminder of the time they called me a bitch so i can remember how unbreakable our friendship bond is! And I walk around with a knife permanently impaled through my shoe as a symbol of my resolve!! Every time I step I’m reminded of that time they stabbed me and I gain superhuman strength from that reminder of how good a friend they are >:DD”

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