Tokyo Ghoul as history of japan

toukki:

Kaneki: “Can you maybe chill?”

Kaneki: “How about maybe you chill?”

Touka: “Hi, dipshit”

Shuu: Knock knock, get the door, it’s Tsukiyama.

Haise: Now the war is over and, congratulations, Haise. You technically fought in the war, which means you get to sit at the negotiating table with the big dudes, where they decided who owns what.

Hinami: …the cafe caught on fire and burned down. She was off somewhere doing poetry.

Saiko: “Open. The door. Stop having it be closed.” said the Quinx.

Seidou: Takizawa has been enjoying eating flesh and wants m̞͇̲̗̖̥͚̬o̬̹͖̜ͅr̞̫͚e̲̹͉̩

Naki: “That sucks.” “This sucks!”

Ayato: Ayato started helping Hinami because they are ♫Good friends♫. And started not helping Kaneki because ♫their friends and our friends are not friends. Plus they’re planning on killing the ghoul community♫.

Arima: and then we downgraded to a FUCK TON did I say “downgrade”? I meant “upgrade.”

Suzuya: “♫~ How about I do, anyway?~♫”

Shirazu: “And now I’m going to save my sister.” he said. And failed. And also died.

Hide: ♫bye♫