A List of Kaneki’s Tragedies

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– Father dies
– Mother abused him
– Mother dies
– Aunt doesn’t like him
– Bullied as a kid
– Goes on a terrible date
– Forced into a lifestyle he doesn’t want
– Best friend gets beaten up by Nishio-senpai
– A very picky eater gets obsessed with him
– Gets tricked by a very picky eater
– Almost becomes dinner (twice)
– Gets beaten up
– Has a bite taken out of him so his homegirl can save the day
– Gets pick-pocketed by a guy from the CCG
– Smells like Rize
– Gets kidnapped by a terrorist origination
– Gets kicked in the face (twice) by Ayato
– Finds out his doctor was a piece of shit
– Forced to dismantle bodies
– Goes back to save Banjou
– Taken to a torture chamber
– Has a needle jammed in his eye
– Given a ghoul-roofie
– Is asked math questions
– Gets toes and fingers cut off (repeatedly)
– Hallucinates his ex-crush telling him all his friends will die
– Has a fucking centipede put in his ear
– Watches multiple people get murdered
– Has mental breakdown
– Becomes uncontrollably strong for awhile at the cost of being a cannibal
– Kills a bunch of people
– Gets punched in the face by his girl
– Joins Anteiku again just to have it raided and burned down
– Whatever the fuck happen to Hide
– Gets stabbed in the head (twice)
– Taken to Cochlea and “trained”
– Has mental breakdown (again)
– Uses amnesia to cope
– Creates a new identity and is “really happy living like this”
– Cries at the sight of Touka
– Gets haunted by his past identity
– Remembers even more shit about his past
– Has a mental breakdown (fucking again)
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