“Haise isn’t Kaneki”

Me: lol
Haise: lol
Touka: lol
Tsukiyama: lol
Urie: lol
Arima: lol
Suzuya: lol
Ayato: lol
Sui Ishida: lol
The whole tkg fandom: lol
Obama: lol
The World: lol
God: lol