hidekaneheadcanons:

Hide: *whining* I’m too hot

Kaneki: you’re wearing a sweater

Hide: *takes off sweater* … *takes off shirt*

Hide: I’m still too hot

Kaneki: there are popsicles in the freezer

Hide: *sighs* *gets popsicle*

Hide: *sucking on popsicle*

Kaneki: …

Hide: *chokes on popsicle*