pansexualkiba:

• “You AGAIN?! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?!”
• “You sayin’ this guy’s a cop?!” “Worse. He’s a reporter.”
• “I’m getting schnitzel’d left and right. I cannot even sell the bunion cream!”
• “I wanna do an expose. Maybe a coffeebook – I don’t drink coffee, maybe a chai tea latte book.”
• “The only crime I’ve ever committed is making my goodies unlawfully delicious!”
• “I noticed you have three G’s tattooed onto the back of your neck. That’s appropriate, since there are three strikes against you.”
• “THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGOOOOOO A WITCH DONE PUT A SPELL ON MEEEEEE”
• “I just wanna go home and hibernate.”
• “It’s true. I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. I’d rather live life to the extreme.”
• “Grandma, what’s this?” “Oh! I-It says ‘World’s Greatest Grandma’!” “Grandma, I can read. It says, ‘Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators’.”
• “Sweet tea and biscuits! We gotta do something!” “I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible.”
• “No. Not prison! NOT FOR A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!“ 

roachpatrol:

nakedmallrat:

adventures-in-asexuality:

nakedmallrat:

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years.