normally-normal:

~At Shoueisha~

Shiono: How old are you?

Eto: 14….years old

Shiono: hmm… (Its quite thick, around 500 pages i guess?)

Shiono: (I still have preparation for that gathering dinner and need to find Yamada sensei to discuss)

Shiono: You look like someone who can write

Eto: Yes, please be frank

Shiono: Let me think. Your expression is a little too long. But, for your age, you are quite good. This is my namecard. If you have any more drafts please contact me

Eto: ………Wont you read it now?

Shiono: Do you know how many pages is this, well I dont know but I still have things to do

Eto: But its only been 15 minutes

Shiono: In our field, “15 minutes” is a long time… So I will keep the draft first. Thats all for today!

Eto: Yes…. I understand

~In the office~

Chief: What is this Shiono?

Shiono: There was a high school girl just now and she brought this draft

Chief: Can I take a look

Shiono: Sure~~

Chief: …… *read through*

Shiono: its quite good for her age, ohya where should we go for the gathering?

Chief: Did you read through this properly?

Shiono: Yes I did

Chief: Are you stupid!? *dramatically grab on Shiono’s collar*

Chief: You are throwing stacks of cash into the toilet!!!

Shiono: Eeh….

Chief: Go and find that girl right now!!

Shiono: Yii…. Yes…!!

Eto: And i thought i could get some money with it. Sigh… *few coins on her hand*

Eto: Daily salary

She passes by an accident scene where a police is asking questions of someone who is involved

Man 1: I told you, its that guy who crashed onto my car first!

Police: Yes yes I see. Please follow me to the police station….

Man 1: I have urgent things to do right now!

Eto approaches the other guy who is in the car

Eto: Erm… The police is calling you

Man 2: I need to go too…?! What the hell…. *gets off car*

Eto steals his wallet *wow LV wallet*

Man 2: Didnt you ask me to wait in the car….! …..what? You didnt call for me?

~At a temple??~

Eto with two ghouls

Ghoul 1: Amazing, what can I do to earn this much…

Ghoul 2: Eto really is different from us…. When she fights those doves she is good too

Eto: (I need more strength more numbers, else I cant win against “them”)

Eto: (Mother…) *while reading a book her mum left her??*

Eto: …..I wont run away like Kuzen (father) did…

~Outside Shoueisha~

Eto: (I need to get back those drafts) What should I do

Shiono: You! You!! Why didnt you write your contact number on the drafts!! *running towards Eto*

Eto: (Here comes the stupid one) Because I dont have any

Shiono: Eh!?

~At a cafe~

Shiono: I didnt know you were from an orphanage

Eto: Yes because I dont want to let them know about this, and I dont have a phone

Shiono: I see…..alright!

Shiono: Here! *gives Eto a phone*

Shiono: I buy this under my name, just this as your contact then

Eto: Thank you

Shiono: ….I can see it. Your ability…future!

Shiono: I will make you into an incredible author!!

Shiono: I am Shiono Shunji….and you are?

Eto: Eto

Shiono: So its Eto chan, how about your last name?

~Outside Anteiku~

Eto passes by. Inside Anteiku, Koma and Irimi are arguing over who makes better coffee and ask Yoshimura

Yoshimura: Its a hard question, I think…. It should be Yomo

Both: Eeeeeeh….!

In anger, Eto twists her novel and throw it on the ground

Koma/Irimi: Its been a long day

Yoshimura: Yes, see you both tomorrow

When Yoshimura is cleaning outside, he saw the crumpled up novel and takes a look at it

Yoshimura: ……

~At Eto’s house~

Shiono: Sensei. Takatsuki Sense~~

He opens the door as it wasnt locked

Shiono: I brought some foods for you. Eh? She is sleeping

Eto is sleeping on the desk in her office. Shiono puts a blanket over her

Shiono: You need to lock your door properly~~ You have alot of weird fans you know

Shiono: Sensei’s working attitude is amazing

Shiono goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge

Shiono: ….?

Shiono: (What are these… Cases…. Numbers? They must be….dates right)

Shiono opens one of them and it was part of human’s face inside the case. Shiono closes the fridge after that.

Eto: Shiono kun….?

Shiono: !? *thump*

Eto: You saw it right…… *put on glasses*

~Interrogation room~

Sasaki: You may go back now

Shiono: ……huh……

Takatsuki: Shiono

Shiono: Ta…..Takatsuki san…… And I thought you wouldnt come

Takatsuki: ……sorry! For troubling you. You look so pale….are you okay

Shiono: Sorry!!!! *gets down on all four*

Shiono: Sorry sorry sorry sorry….. Sorry sorry sorry…. I…. I….

Sasaki: Takatsuki san, “15 minutes earlier” he confessed, your room did “contained something similar to human meat”…

Shiono: Sorry sorry…

Sasaki: Takatsuki Sen….. No, Yoshimura Eto. I hereby capture you with perhaps being a ghoul as reason

Takatsuki: Your “eyes” are getting good Young one…but, if you think you can win this, its better for you to first “keep your mouth shut”

Takatsuki: …..Shiono kun, lift your head up. I never thought of you to keep it in….. I dont blame you…. I dont know if I am “incredible”… But you did make me into an author

~Rue Island~

Hachikawa squad is fleeing

Hachikawa: Faster faster! We need to get back before the reinforcements are here

Hachikawa: ……Ayumu! Above you!

Ayumu manages to dodge the attack

Seidou: OH-NO. Hachikouuuu

Ayumu: Takizawa…

Mutsuki: …. (Owl…!)

Hachikawa: ….If Houji were to see you like this, I think he would cry out of happiness

Seidou: Aaaah– Wuuuuuu– Whatttt did you say?

Hachikawa: Crazy (A second rate original investigator getting his way like this)

Shikorae: You– *gets on Hachikawa’s back*

Hachikawa: Ah?

Shikorae: CHU 🙂

Shikorae lands a kiss on Hachikawa’s face

kanekikenunot:

-Eto is the star of the chapter just like she is the star in my life

-Also, Shiono needs a lot of therapy after being Eto’s editor

– Shiono almost makes the same mistake as the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter, by not taking Eto seriously.

-Eto like me uses her whole paycheck on books

-If Eto’s Author career didn’t get off the ground she could have been an amazing pick pocket

-The fandom has chimed in and has stated that the man in the flashback….is Urie’s father

-Eto is definitely not a Daddy’s girl

– Shiono is the stupid one

– Shiono was more shocked that Eto didn’t have a phone then her being a ghoul.

-Eto says “Hello from the other side” to Anteiku

– It cannon official Yomo makes coffee better then Starbucks

– Eto as an avid book lover you should no know not to destroy your books like that.

-Yoshimura judging anyone who would treat a book like the one he found.

-Eto likes Penguins

-Eto apparently has crazy fangirls/fanboys 

– This fact is not shocking after seeing the lengths Kaneki and Furata where willing to go to find out where she was and her name. 

– Shiono was only trying to put food in the fridge, and he ends up finding out he is working with Hannibal Lecter.

-Shiono probably heard that stereotypical horror music as Eto approached him.

– Eto does the stereotypical anime glasses thing 

-Eto and Shiono come to the decision that even if he saw something he saw nothing.

– Eto comes to Shiono’s rescue

-Shiono has the face of a broken man this chapter

-Shiono is like “ is it to late now to say sorry”

-Shiono couldn’t last 15 minutes in heaven with Bad cop Kaneki

-Eto is not surprised that Shiono cracked under pressure

– Kaneki wins Cops verses robbers

– Wait, she isn’t down Eto surprise, “keep your mouth shut if you want to win”

-Eto will always remember the stupid people who got her where she is today

-Seidou making Houji pround one dead investigator at a time

– Hachikawa and Shirokae have a make out session, that ends up with a missing nose.

-Hachikawa is now thinking “it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this.’

-Next time on Tokyo Ghoul: We learn some more Characters weird Kinks.