reybly:

womprat:

womprat:

tom holland and the frog that lives in his mouth are clearly an example of a symbiotic relationship, but is it closer to mutualism, commensalism, or parasitism? Discuss.

i’ve decided it’s mutualism because both parties benefit. The frog gets a safe home and tom holland gets a frog in his mouth.

it’s called friendship you coward

anarchetypal:

this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their feet and looked at the ground and then one of them looked at me and said the best thing i’ve heard in the month of may:

“we’re giving it to our cat. for his birthday. it’s in august. …we like to plan ahead.”

m4ge:

freyachocolate:

m4ge:

“Went through a hot topic phase and an anime phase simultaneously as a young teen” is a permanent personality trait. That shit follows you. You can never fully recover from that kind of past. You are cursed to always carry the remnants of that fashion and those interests. You can always tell in a room who went through that and who is still recovering. Someone starts playing “I can’t decide” by the scissor sisters on their phone and you immediately lock eyes with the nearest person wearing a mostly-black outfit that is kinda alternative but kinda not and you share a knowing Look of solidarity and eternal suffering

i did not have this phase but i must know what dragged scissor sisters into the world of hot topic weeb culture

the lyrics of i cant decide really resonated with the mall goth weeb crowd circa 2010