here’s some Pangur Trivia: if I don’t carry her sleeping body upstairs with me at bedtime she’ll begun an Unceasing Scream upon waking in the dark alone
someone said her eyes look like peeled grapes & that image has never left me
me: *dressed in a sweater and wool socks with a mug of hot chocolate in one hand and a book in the other curled up in a blanket on a window seat as red (2012) plays in the background with a batch of cookies in the oven and various scented candles lit* “autumnleavesfallindownlikepiecesintoplacebinch”🍂🎃🍁🍂🎃🍁
“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog
im changing my name on facebook from Luigi FromNintendo to something else and this came up and it made me spit all over my fuckn screen because i have 0 memory of typing it but I am certain that it’s some shit I came up with at some point and am proud of it