My roommate releases patch notes when he fixes things around the apartment.

It took me a while to remember that in a university context, kin is short for kinesiology and i lemme tell you, hearing “she’s majoring in kin” nearly killed me on the spot

slavz:

dragon108090:

gothspitt:

deathmoth:

slavz:

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

What did I just read

the truth

I love fanatics.

i diagnose u with small dick energy

lukcskywalkcrs:

ralfmaximus:

tumblunni:

writing-prompt-s:

Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.

I want to watch this show

That’s actually how one of them torments the other: by hiring a film crew to follow them around and broadcast their lives as a reality show.

dir. Taika Waititi

transmanrichardstrand:

hoku-san:

paper-mario-wiki:

closeupofpaintings:

Carl Bloch – In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

glitchicorn:

me and the girls on our way to the grocery store to buy totino’s pizza rolls

unaleph:

jerryle3:

maxiesatanofficial:

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

sugarpiss:

ebilflindas:

fleshcircus:

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

les8ean:

threedogs-toaster:

Fortnite deadass has a new thing where you play as a group of criminals with an associated card suit

And like… do they know?

Do they know what this means?