If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.
That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name.
And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals – now you have to do us a favor.
And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?”
and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever.
And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”
This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.
I support fathers getting paternity leave since it encourages them to do more of the work of raising their child and take some of the pressure off of the mother. But I fucking hate it when people frame the case as “mothers get maternity leave, so it’s only fair if fathers do too.” Like, the mother is going through/just went through a huge medical event! She absolutely needs the time off. The father doesn’t need the time off in nearly the same way. He should get it because it has practical benefits for the mother and child, and maybe even because it’s a major life change (in general everyone should get some time off for major life changes), but not because “fairness” or whatever the fuck. Let’s not pretend that the mothers and fathers of newborns are really in the same position.
remember kids, people can be triggered by anything if they come to associate it with a traumatic experience, even something as absurd as a meme song. please be respectful of people’s triggers and steer away from jokes about them.
you have “genocidal cinnamon roll” as a top tag on your blog.
You did it, you ruined the only good song, everyone can go home
Why. Just. Why.
despacitophobia never sleeps :///
“Despacitophobia” is something that I never thought I’d see someone say and now that it happened I’m just gonna sit down and rethink every single one of my life choices
Despacito is literally the worst song ever, so I can not see your point. It’s just overplayed so most people think it’s good. Also spanish sounds nice but the lyrics are actually pretty shallow..
Relatable FE Quote or Something 