acreaturecalledgreed:

acreaturecalledgreed:

acreaturecalledgreed:

i love seeing gifs of my favourite moments in Baccano! but because of the nature of Baccano! i literally cannot share any of these posts without spoiling like half of Baccano!

it is the most cursed series its fucking good as shit but you can’t tell anyone anything about it or you ruin every surprise

“whats baccano about?”

“gangsters and carnage. theres alchemy. meta analysis of storytelling. the train is called The Flying Pussyfoot. that is all i can tell you.”

“what”

“listen its good just fucking watch it okay”

“oh also you gotta watch it in one sitting”

“fucking why”

“it is borderline incoherent otherwise listen its only 16 episodes just sit tight and enjoy it okay”

rokirovka:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

The first rule of Fight Club is: A member may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

The second rule of Fight Club is: A member must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first rule.

The third rule of Fight Club is: A member must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second rule. 

The zeroth law of Fight Club is: A member may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

image

I don’t know how to answer this question. If my answer disappoints you, will I not have inflicted emotional harm and therefore broken the First Rule of Fight Club?

@badimirputin

prettykikimora:

peteseeger:

jonniquidd:

abomination-of-gender:

apophenic-ocelles:

I also can’t get over the fact that this is like, a modern-day political meme and yet evidently they haven’t noticed that the Soviet Union disbanded decades ago

I break out in hives every time someone uses the hammer and sickle for modern day Russia

If you talk to anyone who has immigrated from Russia, or anyone who is from there. If they are willing to even speak to you about it (it took a long night a a bar to accidentally get this bit of info from my Russian friend) you’ll know that the soviet union may have disbanded “officially,” but not socially. A lot of older people live in fear them, and their continual influence in Russia.

What the fuck are you talking about

My Russian friend Ivan ivanov told me there’s absolutely no difference between good and bad things after he drinketh the vodkas, he’s real and he told me communism still exists but it’s run by religious theocrats and capitalist oligarchs now.

markv5:

Омар — пушистейший мейн-кун из Австралии и по совместительству самый длинный кот в мире

Омар — пушистейший мейн-кун из Австралии и по совместительству самый длинный кот в мире

inu-demon:

clockworkmachineking:

the-howling-storm:

skinoutqueen:

shaylahatesyou:

nessaaageee:

arandomthot:

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

👀

Bitch whet

monkeywiki:

monkeywiki:

What is with the trope of strong girl characters (like teens and kids) growing up to be docile domestic housewives with no character substance/depth/personality whatsoever completely going against like everything they stood for and identified with when they were younger as if thats just what happens to women when they’re adults

Someone who has revolved their life around a set of hard morals and defining traits and characteristics from basically childhood to young adult hood isn’t just going to completely flip around because they got married or turned 30. this only ever happens to the girl characters. marriage might as well be the the equivalent of killing off a girl character because the second they’re married their personality disappears and they’re shoved off as a background character when they used to be a pivotal character in the series 

it’s Bad Writing scoobs