momnar:

saipng:

squiddleprincess:

saipng:

squiddleprincess:

saipng:

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.

that’s exactly what happens

Time’s up, punk

well sh

Mothers and Fuckers of the jury–

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy

  • did not consider me handsome enough to dance with
  • has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister
  • reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I don’t have receipts on this but trust me)

  • is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

dayoung:

famehooka:

pop culture is SO DRY with all these camila cabellos lil pump shawn mendes dua lipa bebe rehxa charlie puth ed sheeran and whoever else y’all be listening to rn like idk whos on the charts anymore they’re not even mediocre idk why y’all listen to them and stan them like where’s the quality music??? where are the quality concepts??? everyone just wants to be like ‘im a boss im a bad bitch’ and that’s ok for a song or two but like where are the emotional songs where’s the vocal delivery where is the fashion where are the performances, choreographies ??? 

that’s why we stan loona