someonekilljeffbezos:

cars need to delete ASAP they are very cringey to the environment

miyajimosachi:

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

Schrodinger’s Multiverse.

garashirs:

every single line in hamlet goes hard how did shakespeare manage to pour so much raw fucking power into one piece of literature god damn

hannahscribbles:

thepioden:

awed-frog:

By the way, just in case this helps someone –

COOKING – creativity is okay

BAKING – stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD – wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

PASTRY – your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

well that’s fairly accurate

pochowek:

staff:

avocados-and-avocadonts:

reserve:

starsarelimitless:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

kaylapocalypse:

mikkeneko:

eight-times-nine:

bass-borot:

normaler-on-the-outside:

trickytalks:

argumate:

anosognosic:

argumate:

dagny-hashtaggart:

pochowek:

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this

tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered? 

tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important

tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back

tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire

tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??

tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now

tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM

Post post modernism

tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?

tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!

tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes

tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she

tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff

staff replied, post is over

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

ok underrated part of ragnarok: “and he knows i love snakes”. hes just so friendly. just so famously loving of snakes that loki was like, oh, i know whatll get him, the friendly bastard

agoddamn:

Gacha games have permanently skullfucked my perception of money. 

I was watching the new Jurassic World movie with a friend and there’s a bit where a dinosaur is auctioned to the black market for ten million dollars. At the auction’s climax, another reaches twenty-seven million dollars.

And I was like…oh my god, are you serious? People are dying for this? FGO makes 200 million dollars a quarter. Imagine how much money those stupid fucks could have made if they illustrated the dinosaurs as cute anime girls instead and attached them to a paid lottery. What complete fucking idiots.