all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure
look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love
with all his social media deactivated, alex jones might be forced to retreat to tumblr where he’ll never have to worry about his account getting deleted by a sane human staff member
panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right
Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.
can you imagine fucking and impregnating your ex girlfriend at your best friend’s funeral who is also your ex’s ex. can you fucking imagine? His father is trying to deliver a eulogy and the entire church full of people can hear y’all fucking in the coat closet 30 feet away. “Roy was a good man–” and your girl let’s out the loudest moan. You’re giving her good dick but at what cost? The ghost of your dead friend just wanted a nice respectful service so that people could get closure after his murder. He was your friend for years and this is how you repay him? You fuck his ex girlfriend at his funeral??? His FUNERAL?? Not only that, but you fucking. Put a baby in her. At your best friends funeral. Imagine fucking your ex at your friends funeral IN A CHURCH and you don’t think to wear a condom. The disrespect is unreal. I mean…yall are in a church. A CHURCH. During your best friends funeral. I really can’t believe.
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