rawmori:

rawmori:

all my life i been good. but now. i’m thinking what the

hatingongodot:

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

markv5:

Marble cat…

Мраморный кот

pissvortex:

laymansterms12:

“Emuparadise being shut down is a good thing. Buy your games legally”

Ladies and gentlemen of the court I present my first piece of evidence. Exhibit A

nintendo literally doesn’t even sell the games that are archived on emuparadise anymore. even if you bought it legally nintendo wouldn’t get any of the profit it would just be some random dude who decided to sell his old copy

discorcl:

adults watching a kids cartoon: this episode is bad because it tried to make children laugh instead of catering to my insatiable hunger for neverending angst.

suditalia:

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle: