mustachossom:

LISTEN I had to get this out of my system

trilllizard666:

thebuttkingpost:

I forgot that April may talks exactly like a passive aggressive tumblr post

this is literally every single user that has one of those fucking unreadable pastel themes where a single image won’t load and you’re left wondering if they ever look at their own fucking blog

insane-male-alphabeticalsymbol:

theblibbles:

drkkn:

drkkn:

i know fucking nothing about homestuck and every time i try to get a grasp on some information about it, fucking anything at all, it feels like im having a fucking stroke like i just tried to read a god damn wiki page for a main character and like its just words its just a fucking incoherent string of words it doesnt make any sense what the fuck

what the fuck is this what does this mean what the fuck doe st hsi mean

What are you talking about… That’s like… homestuck basics.

That response both explains everything and nothing all at once.

shaiza:

shaiza:

tilthat:

TIL a Paralyzed Man Recently Walked After Having His Nose Cells Transplanted Into His Spinal Cord

via reddit.com

Call that a [JOKE PENDING]

Call that Nose Encounters of the Hurt Spine

queenthirst:

perkachow:

foxymaple:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

I love Abe so much