mostlycatsmostly:

isakisokay:

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Bode

regbian:

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

spaffy-jimble:

pipcomix:

Late capitalist predictions

1. That fucking Amazon grocery store in fucking .. Seattle or whatever that doesn’t take real dollars is going to start implementing a thing where the doors won’t let you out unless you have a Product you Purchased with you, you’ll just, you will be trapped there , it won’t let you out. Ppl will be like “haha but you can just buy a pack of gum for a dollar! So it’s not a big deal! :)”

2. Stores will use facial recognitiom software to monitor your face and fire the employees on shift if you aren’t smiling and this website will be like “psa don’t frown while u are grocery shopping”

Stop giving them ideas

gr8writingtips:

was at a pub quiz on friday. the person running it was going through the answers, and one of the questions was ‘what is the protein that makes up hair’ or something to that effect. she tells us the answer, ‘keratin’ and then follows it up with ‘it’s also what your hooves, nails and skin are made of’ and i can’t stop thinking about this

accio-shitpost:

accio-shitpost:

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

lesbwian:

Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy

The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”

gorps:

tariqah:

Hello?????

The are only 27 people alive who are qualified to follow this person